Woot! I'm Now With Coldwell Bowes, L.L.P.
Paralegal Extraordinaire, Misti Janes, has taken me back! I am now a proud member of the amazing team at Coldwell Bowes, LLP, where Misti is once again my paralegal. I tried to learn to live without her after she left Noelke Maples a few months ago, but it was an exercise in futility. So, earlier this month, I packed up my office and followed her to Coldwell Bowes, L.L.P.
No one has called security (yet).
Let’s just hope that Misti never joins the circus, because then I would obviously have to do that, too. I will miss my Noelke Maples family, but am comforted by the knowledge that they are just a few miles down the road from my new office.
As two of the great philosophers of the 1970s famously said, “Reunited and it feels so good!" (Peaches and Herb, circa 1978.) Here’s to new beginnings—and I mean that both as a divorce lawyer and a grateful counterpart to a truly amazing paralegal.
You have to run his promises through the narcissist decoder—and the narcissist decoder works a lot like the fortune cookie game, only instead of putting “in bed” on the end of every fortune, you put “for me” on the end of every promise. “Our life together is going to be great!” becomes “Our life together is going to be great for me!” “Make America great again,” means “Make America great again for me.”