Nick 'til You're Sick!
Time for a quick game of “Oh, So Close!” Read THIS article about Nick Cannon and Mariah Carey’s divorce, and identify the one comment that costs him an otherwise impressive score.
If you guessed, “I’m great. There are a lot of people after me right now. I gotta slow it down,” you win! Unless Nick was talking about the law rather than the ladies, that statement was a divorce press party foul, completely overshadowing his flawless subsequent sentence: “Family is the first thing and my kids are most important.”
Nick, if you’re reading this, feel free to run future statements by me before opening your big yapper. I will gladly serve as your divorce tactician—emphasis on the tact.
DUD breakups don’t just happen to insecure and egotistical young doctors. Even celebrities can fall victim. A mega pop star gets dumped by her mega pop star boyfriend, then takes up with one of her backup dancers. When that relationship goes south, she goes far crazier than she ever did over the first breakup. If it can happen to Britney Spears, it can happen to you, too. A chilling thought, I know.